Week Fourteen - Silver Surfer

The Tickle City O’-The Week Award Committee has had a lot of important business to attend to recently, resulting in such a long delay for the presentation of the award, and hereby apologizes. In the past week, the Committee has made an exploratory mission to Newton, Iowa to investigate the potential of the Cardinal Lanes bowling alley, and inconclusively ruled that it may be worth the trip any day other than amateur karaoke night. The Committee has also had to attend an Iowa Cubs game (where the home team vanquished the Brewers affiliate Nashville despite a strong performance by Tony Gwynn Jr.). Finally the Committee most recently traveled to Ames, Iowa to attend a Styx benefit concert at Ragbrai where many Grinnellians, including sports information director Ted Shultz, are riding.

Despite all of this, the Award is now back in full swing. This week marked another tough decision, as several interesting candidates slugged it out. Ticklish gatherings of Grinnell College students throughout the U.S. in cities like NYC and Chicago would have been recognized; however, the Tickle City O’-The Week Award Committee was not notified of any of the specifics. If you were present at any of these, and would like to comment on how ticklish the gathering(s) were, please contact ticklecity@gmail.com. Due to this unfortunate lack of information, the award logically goes to the next best candidate, Silver Surfer. The most ticklish of all Marvel heroes, Silver Surfer came to life when he, originally a young astronomer on the planet Zenn-La, struck a deal with the omnipotent space god to prevent the destruction of his home planet. The space god gave him a part of the power cosmic, transforming him into the ticklish hero we know today. He can enter hyperspace to exceed the speed of light on his board, and can travel through dimensional barriers. He does not need food, water, air or sleep, preferring to sustain himself by converting matter to energy.

In fact, Grinnell College Chemistry Summer MAP students, including Maya Lipert and Laura Simpson, would do wonders for their research if they decided to focus on the habits of Silver Surfer, as he can analyze and manipulate matter and energy, restructure and animate matter at will, and even transmute elements. Most of us feel a unique connection with our favorite personal items: our special baseball glove, our comfortable running shoes or our bicycles. Well Silver Surfer takes that to the next level: his surf board is mentally linked with him and moves in response to his thoughts even when he is not in contact with it. He can attack villains by directing the board against them, and can even temporarily imprison enemies inside it. Another big fan of Silver Surfer: the United States Postal Service, who in 2007 issued a $0.41 stamp of “SS” in its series honoring Marvel’s most ticklish superheroes. Silver Surfer, you are tickle city!

Indians Fans

With the award given to CC Sabathia yesterday, numerous Indians fans including Scott Koenning, Liza Spears, and others, have expressed their disappointment and displeasure, and quite understandably. The Tickle City O'-The Week Award Committee hereby offers this message of condolence and intends to further explore the implications of the trade. It's always hard to say goodbye to your popular ace, even more so when he has spent his entire career with your organization. When an exciting Verlander-Sabathia match-up abruptly changes to Verlander-Sowers and you know your reigning AL Cy Young winner is on a plane to his new home, it would be a weak Indians fan not to be angry. Koenning, upset with the news, wrote:

"Today the Brewers swooped in to capitalize on the Cleveland Indians' not so ticklish season and acquired the true hefty lefty (no disrespect to Jared Lorenzen), C.C. Sabathia. Sabathia likely would not have resigned with the Indians, and as such the Tribe's hand was essentially forced into pulling the trigger on a deal to bring in the second coming of the Brewer's own Ryan Braun, Matt LaPorta. While most see this as a lopsided deal favoring the Brewers, the reality of the situation is that the Indians have acquired a great talent for the long term while the Brewers have the services of Sabathia likely only for the duration of the season, and are unlikely to A) resign Sabathia, and B) win the World Series. This makes the winners of the deal the Cleveland Indians.

At this point you might be expecting to see "Matt LaPorta, you are tickle city!" or "Cleveland Front Office, you are tickle city!", but that would be dishonest, because in reality the Brewers have stolen maybe the best pitcher in baseball for an outfield who is currently hitting .288 in Double A ball (albeit with a somewhat ticklish 20 homers and 66 RBIs).

With that said, my relentless optimism for Cleveland sports regardless of the situation, you are tickle city!

Oh, and LeBron is definitely staying in Cleveland. Those Nets rumors are so silly."

Points well taken. It is certainly true that it will be unlikely that the Brewers can sign Sabathia or Ben Sheets after the season, so we are essentially renting CC and preparing to part ways with our own beloved ace, (prove me wrong Benny) while giving up our top prospect in the process. However, this kind of risky move, a very strong surge for the playoff birth we haven't had since 1982, is great to see and exactly the kind of thing the Brewers of old would never have done. Year after year we've been on the other end of the spectrum, trading away our top players (ex. Carlos Lee), and perpetually waiting for next year. It's definitely a risky move by the Brew Crew, but one that's being welcomed whole-heartedly by fans, and it's going to be a great playoff race. LaPorta is a great talent, although somewhat blocked in the Brewers organization, and it's good to see him go somewhere where he should be able to make a positive impact in the not distant future. Zach Jackson can pitch a bit, too, and the Brewers still have a bunch of promising young bats down in Huntsville and Nashville. As for Lebron, I think the NBA as a whole risks losing him to a career as a defense lawyer. I can't believe he still won the case without even using the documents that proved his client's innocence. CC Sabathia, prepare to tickle the Colorado Rockies!

Week Thirteen - C.C. Sabathia

There was really no other way to go this week, as the Tickle City O'-The Week Award Committee made the decision in record time. All the C's have been dotted and the T has been crossed, and reigning AL Cy Young Winner C.C. Sabathia is on his way to Milwaukee.

There is currently a big buzz around the fine state of Wisconsin, as fans are hoping the Brewers can make it to the playoffs for the first time since 1982. The Cubs, the NL's newfound big spenders and no longer the little guy with a dream, are expected to sign Rich Harden, A.J Burnett, Erik Bedard, Randy Wolf and Greg Maddux to form an unprecedented 10 man rotation and stay competitive with the Brew Crew.

The Tickle City O'-The Week Award Committee was able to meet up with Brewers manager Ned Yost for an interview, prying him away from the Mario Party video game he had been playing. "I'm very happy with the acquisition" Yost said. "C.C. is a career .300 hitter and I was impressed with his long home run during the Indians' interleague series vs. the Dodgers. I expect he will team up with Prince Fielder to form a formidable middle of the order. I understand he can pitch too, so if we benefit from that at all we will consider it a bonus."

C.C., all of us here at the Tickle City O'-The Week Award welcome you to Wisconsin. C.C. Sabathia, you are tickle city!